Darling, I hardly recognise you! You've been so busy with university, I almost forgot that I'd see you at the end of term! Actually, I've been rather busy myself - I've got a date! Oh darling, there's no need to be jealous! I know you've been falling out of nightclubs with a variety of those university sluts, up to all sorts of naughtiness I have no doubt! And you can't expect a sophisticated woman of the world, a woman who *knows what she wants* to hang around like a wallflower, can you? If you're not around to entertain me, there are a whole queue of eligible gentlemen waiting to do so! Dressed for my date with Roger, in black stockings, suspender belt, a sheer blouse and tight skirt, I tease you mercilessly before conceding that maybe, just maybe, I'd prefer to stay home with you. Although that entirely depends on how well you're prepared to entertain me, darling....