You know this situation all too well. You show up to yoga class and find yourself right behind a tattooed babe with a perfect round ass, and she's even wearing a tank top with her long, dark armpit hair out in all its glory! At first you try and ignore her, focus, center your breathing, but you can't help but to stare at her as she moves through the flow. The room is getting hot and sweaty, and the faint whiff of B.O. makes your heart race a little more. You begin to fantasize about what her armpits and ass must smell like, what it would be like to dive facefirst into soft, sweaty yoga pants ass. And then, she catches you.