Your dick is such a disappointment. In fact, it's triple the humiliation all rolled into one pathetic cock. Not only is your dick practically nonexistent, it is that small, but it's also cursed with premature ejaculation & erectile dysfunction. It's no surprise at all that you're begging Santa Claus to bring you a brand new dick for Christmas. Too bad that's not how it works & you're stuck with that inadequate little cock for the rest of your life.