You come home from work to find Me waiting with your laptop open. I have all of your tabs open and I am so confused. Why is there so much gay porn on your laptop? What is a glory hole and why are you watching one? Why didn't you tell Me that you were gay sooner? In an effort to save our marriage, I am willing to try something new. Maybe if I give you My dick then you'll be satisfied. We won't know until we try, right?