Hey legends, (Story of the Octopussy—trust me, it makes sense)<br><br>Picture this: a kitchen sink decided it wanted to be a volcano, spewing mysterious white chalky…stuff (scientists call it “Echo’s revenge”). Shadow tried reasoning with it. I tried reasoning. The sink didn’t care. A plunger blew apart (RIP bitch 💀), and we had a tiny victory: half a gallon of water kind of moved. Then it plugged again, laughing in our faces.<br><br>Moral of the week: wash your sex toys not in the dark, and make sure the drain catch is intact before you pull out an Octopussy like we did.<br><br>– Echo & Shadow<br><br><a>#octopussy</a> <a>#sextoy</a> <a>#sextoys</a> <a>#plumbingmishaps</a>