BEFORE YOU ORDER!
Thanks to a lot of laws making my job harder and doing absolutely nothing to combat crime, I'm currently unable to offer custom videos featuring sexually explicit content. I can, however, offer lots of other really creative and ridiculous things such as:
Birthday wishes
Watch me eat lunch fully clothed in a completely non sexual manner
Guided stretching and yoga fully clothed to help with all your lower back pain
Book reviews
Morning affirmations
Baking Videos
Bodycam reactions (Please note I cannot show you the bodycam, you will just see/hear me react to it and have no idea what I'm seeing/hearing)
Conspiracy theories
and much, much more!