WRITTEN Dick Rating

$15.99

Would your member make a horse jealous? Or is it so limp and narrow that I could floss with it? Send Me your dick pics and I will RATE that dick for either your betterment, My personal amusement or both. Send UP to 5 images and receive the following: A THREE-paragraph brief on package dimensions, shape and texture, hygiene and personal care, and what I would do if said package showed up in My box (or if I'd rather return to sender LOL).

Quantity: 900
Condition: New

Total$15.99