I'll let you all in on a little secret, my wormy little boys. Princess Kathy loves cocks. Big hard pussy wreaking alpha cocks. The kind none of you know much about I'm sure.

Now I've actually found a use for all of your laughably little wangs, we will be making a special deck of classic cards. Would you widdle boys like to show those penises? Of course you would. Come and buy a spot in my deck.

$5: gets you one of the numbers between 2-10. I will personally sort my boys from worst to, well "best" would be too generous. You will submit 4 pictures. 1 for each suit.

$10: Bid twice for 1 picture of only your cum for one of the Aces.

$10: Bid twice for 1 pic of you jacking off, dripping cum for the Jack

$15: Bid three times for 1 pic in panties for one of the queens.

$20: Bid four times for 1 pic for one of the Kings. Think you're MAN enough?

Each purchase receives a .PDF printable version of the complete 54 card set. As well as instructions to play My own solitaire "Masturbation" Yes my little sluts. The jokers will be me laughing at the puny penis parade.

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