I have a little task for you, but it’s not just a quick one-time task. It’s actually going to be a LIFELONG commitment. A lifelong sacrifice. I want you to remain a virgin loser FOREVER for me. You’re so much easier to control as a sexless pussy free loser! I can’t have you being distracted by women, or going on dates (that would just result in disappointment anyways) over the weekends… I need you inside alone all weekend, humping your hand to my clips… for the rest of your life! Say it out loud. Say, “I’m Princess Piper’s virgin loser.” Say, “I will remain a virgin loser forever for Princess Piper.”