Dressed in my latex catsuit and high heeled leather boots, I can't wait to break into this house and steal the laptop; it's got vital information on it that's going to make me a fortune! I try a door and several windows, hoping to find one open. And luckily for me, I find exactly that. The sash window slides up smoothly, and I start to make my way inside the property, head first. And it's when I'm half way through, that the window descends and gets stuck, with my top half inside the house, and my legs and butt stuck outside! I do my best to wriggle out of the gap, and to push the window back up, but it's firmly stuck, and however hard I try, I simply can't get out. It's a nightmare! At length, after a lot of struggling and cursing, I remember my accomplice must be somewhere, and call him for help. He pushes on my butt, trying to squeeze it through the window, but I simply can't budge. I encourage him to try harder, and he keeps pushing on my butt, trying to help me slide through. Finally, when I've almost given up hope, we feel the window budge, and I'm able to (only just) slide into the house and grab the laptop. At last! I'm terrified about getting stuck again on the way out, so I slide through the gap in the window as fast as possible. I've certainly earned this paycheck!!
