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A virgin's life is one of masturbation -- and only masturbation. Real sex? That's what your hand is for. Girlfriends? Dreaming of that near impossibility is pure masochism for a hopeless virgin like you. Friends? Maybe, but not nearly as important as realizing your hand humping destiny. As a virgin, you naturally gravitate towards a powerful -- and fully out of your league -- woman like me. Your life revolves around femdom. Your life is marked by one stroke after another. Day by day, week by week, year by year. One simple hand humping jerk up and down after another. This is your life, virgin. This will always be your life. Up and down, up and down, my sexless loser. It's time to manifest your destiny.