Every morning, I like to have my two espresso shots. And every morning, I usually make it to the bathroom by the time it hits my bladder. But today, I was distracted (and horny) and didn’t quite make it. Believe me, I REALLY didn’t want to pee here— it’s embarrassing and I never do this. But I REALLY had to go, so I grabbed a spare pad and went for it. Please don’t be mad when my pee accidentally gets everywhere including…. the wool rug. And how was I supposed to know that having coffee makes your pee smell extra stinky?? Despite this being deeply embarrassing, I hope you can forgive me! Enjoy!
