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I come up to your place after finishing our dinner date. I am so horny and ready to fuck. But there’s a problem….You start acting weird. What’s wrong with you? Only virgins act awkward. Wait what is that on your pants? Cum! Shut the fuck up! Are you really a virgin? Ewwwwwww Just seeing my hot body and nipples through my shirt made you cum? You are such a fucking loser. I will NEVER fuck a virgin. You would become obsessed with me and I just wanted a quickie. I can’t believe you fooled me into thinking you’re experienced with sex. I mean at your age and looks why haven’t you fucked yet? There really must be something wrong with you. This is not how you thought the date would go, but honestly I saved you from further embarrassment. Give up trying to fuck a woman and just provide with money. It is too late for you to get laid. No self help books or seminar will help you. No woman wants a virgin. You trying now just looks pathetic. So the only good you will ever be is your wallet. Your cocks friend is your hand and will ever only be your hand…