Pageants are MY ultimate pleasure! I deserve to win all of them! So imagine my displeasure when I find out I haven't been automatically entered for this new one! After shouting at the sign up lad I'm given my pass and I walk through to behind the stage, to my horror I see what it is exactly that I have signed up for... Miss Most Ticklish Bottom contest! What have I done?! While it is true that I have the most ticklish bottom that ever existed, I've never told a soul about it, how could I when its utterly humiliating! Well I suppose I have to put on a brace face, and get my backside on stage. I put forth all my reasons as to why I should take home the crown, and even go as far as a demonstration! I'm SO embarrassed to say the least.. was it worth it? Did I win?