Custom request: The basics would be that my hair is starting to noticeably thin but I haven't had the guts to shave it off. You have taken me to a barbershop to see to it that it gets done. Some requests below. Please feel free to be as mean as you'd like and add any language/insults about the haircut or my bald head as you'd see fit: -Direct the barber to start with clippers, comment on how quickly he's working and how I'll be bald in no time -After the clippers, feel my head and comment that the sandpaper feeling won't do. Tell the barber you want me taken down to the wood. A clean shave. -He would put a hot towel on my head which would make you laugh followed by shaving cream. You'd comment on the sound of the razor scraping away the stubble -After he finishes ask for him to lather me up again for a second pass against the grain. -When he finishes, ask that he use some polish to make my dome shine. Feel it and comment on how smooth he got me. Blow on my head and laugh as I shiver. -Tell me to feel it and laugh at my reaction. Tell me to give the barber a big tip and tell the barber to put me in for a once a week two pass shave because I'm keeping the new look.