Poor little virgin loser...all these years, and you've never so much as had your first kiss. Not to worry; I've decided to take pity on you. I've found you the perfect first kiss: My feet! Pucker up and get ready for the most intimate experience of your entire pathetic life. Prepare to lock lips with My size 9 soles and stick out your tongue to French My toes. You don't need anything but My feet. Gender neutral
