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I caught you! Jerking that pathetic thing you call a dick, yeah right, it’s so tiny it’s hardly even considered a cock. Better yet, now I know why you’re still a virgin and why you’ve had so many girlfriends. You can’t hold a relationship with a tiny tic tac of dick. Oh!!! You don’t want me to tell any future dates and girlfriends about your lack of endowment? Mmm you’re going to have to pay me to keep your tiny secret otherwise I’m gonna fuck over your love life! :)