After running a customary audit on your finances, I’ve found the evidence overwhelming. you’ve very clearly been a desperate loser for many years now, wasting away your earnings on superior women who wouldn’t look twice in your direction. But you haven’t yet coughed up enough to justify the attention you’ve required. The humiliating reality is that your loser taxes are OVERDUE - but luckily I have a direct line to your bank account. So I’m going to list your delinquent charges while you watch the money drain out of your account and into Mine.
