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You could be smart. You could be cute. But with that little dick hiding in your pants? There's no hope for you. No woman would ever let you fuck her with *that* thing. Your "manhood" is so undersized that you're doomed to be a sexual reject. A tiny dick sexual failure. You'll never get laid with that little dick.  And since you're DEFINITELY not getting laid tonight, I'm going to give you something else to do...