You have had one too many write-ups in the HR department. You just can't keep your hands off of my female employees. As your boss, I am going to give you a choice. You can be fired, or you can get castrated and keep your career. You choose to lose your balls! You will find that you are not alone in this choice in my office. All the men here have had their balls snipped. I have found that without testosterone and testicles, men focus on work projects so much better. You will have the undeniable urge to serve and assist the women you work with, not try to grab their asses. This is for your betterment. You will be much happier without this way. Now get back to work!