Groaning and bouncing make for a great view, doesn't it? Needing to pee so badly that I'm grabbing my crotch, crossing my legs, and squirming means the piss will feel magical. But the housewife in me saw that the wet wipes needed to be replaced and did that before sitting on the toilet, adding to my already urgent need. When I finally sit down, I get goosebumps all over my body, which you can clearly see covering my ass as I piss for 10, 20, 30 seconds.. and more. Once I finished pissing I was so drained that I had to think about the if it's yellow, let it mellow rule, and still nearly flush the toilet. Luckily, as my brain was finally returning to earth, I stopped myself, washed my hands, and let it mellow.
