Tired and tinkling. I entered the bathroom because I felt something sticky on my fingernail. *yawns* I make my way to the toilet and slide my leggings down and sit. I'm greeted with 20 glorious seconds of pissing followed by an adorable toilet bowl fart. What a chore it is to be me. *yawns* Turning around to flush the toilet, I debate whether I need coffee or to go lay down. As I finish washing & drying my hands, I yawn for a third time & a decision has been made.. I'm going to go eat some more birthday cake.
