Darling, you know how much I adore watching you enjoy my meals. I love cooking you steak, mashed potatoes, and cake! Seeing you blow up like a lard lad balloon thrills me. Don't you want me to be happy? I know you do. That's why you're going to eat even more donuts for me. Each day you will rise and consume 5 boxes of donuts before work. It's so easy eating for me. When you come home, you will have 3 huge dinners waiting for you. And for dessert, we will drive by Krusty Burger for the biggest, thickest milkshakes they have. You will weigh 400 pounds by the time I'm done with you! Now eat up honey, you need the calories.