In exchange for your late rent, let's strike a deal: become my personal foot masseur and stress-relief specialist. Every day after work, tend to these tired feet with your hands and tongue, from toes to heels. Get intimate with every inch, suckling each toe, licking the balls, arch, and top - don't miss a spot! Make it your full-time job until you're caught up. And who knows, you might just enjoy this new gig as much as I do
