You thought you could get dating advice from me, but you're really just here to be humiliated. I ask to see your pathetic excuse for a dick, and you oblige, revealing a tiny, insignificant thing that's no wonder you've been striking out. My expert analysis? You're not even worthy of being called a man. Watch as I tease and humiliate you, making you feel like the worthless slave you are. You'll never please a woman, but you'll sure try to please me... and fail miserably.
