I’m furious with you, how dare you steal my credit card to buy expensive sweaters on Etsy with!!! AND you’ve been looking at sweater porn! Well, I know EXACTLY how to deal with you. I’m going to give you a humiliating over the knee spanking with my harsh wooden paddle, and what’s more I’m going to make you COMPLETELY strip for it. AND I’m going to enjoy it! But once you’re over my knee and I’m paddling you, we’re suddenly interrupted by our strict aunt Tanya who thinks I’m being FAR too soft on you!! So after a swift scolding, SHE takes over paddling you over HER knee. This is NOT your lucky day