You're a complete loser who thrives on female attention. ANY sort of attention—whether positive or blatantly degrading. The only attention you ever receive since you're such a weak, perverted beta male is ridicule and mockery. Because women laugh at you so frequently, your brain has been programmed to jerk off all day long like the hand-humping loser you are. As a result, your cock has naturally been trained to get off on these moments of utterly degrading feminine attention.