I will train you on how to be my perfect human ashtray. It's not difficult, but you must trust me. Make sure your tongue is nice and wet. Open wide! Doesn't my ash taste amazing? You are so grateful to serve me this way. Each time I enjoy a cigarette, you will be on your knees in front of me. Mouth open and waiting like a good slut! It feels so good to be useful to me. But the best part? When I am finished, you will eat my cigarette, filter and all. That's what a good ashtray slave does!