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Let's entertain some of your delusions, shall we, gooner? You see, I think that somewhere in that porn-addled, rotted brain of yours, you think that gooning has helped you build up stamina. Yes, you've committed to a pussy-free, pornosexual existence, but there's one last little brain cell in there that's holding out hope that you might get to fuck a real woman one day. And because of the hours you've spent edging and gooning, you think that you'd maybe be an adequate lover. You think, "Yeah, I'd be able to lay some pipe." Let me ask you something... When was the last time you were even in the same room as a hot woman? If you had to think about it for more than two seconds, it's been too long. You've spent far too much time huddled over your screen jerking your goonstick to digital images to be able to even form a coherent sentence around an actual hot woman. (I state this as fact because my inbox alone contains almost exclusively sentence fragments from you idiots.) There's no way you'd be able to last if she got within five feet of you. But let's enter the land of make-believe and assume that I'm wrong. I think I've still planted a seed today, gooner. I think that what started as a hobby has dictated your forseeable future. Hope you enjoy being pussy-free. There's no turning back now.