You gooners are so set on being pussy-free, but only virgins can TRULY embody that title. Those who came to a pussy-free existence later in life are still valuable of course, but virgins have been living this from day one. The only sex they've ever had has been with their hand-pussy, and that takes dedication, devotion, and determination. Or perhaps it came more naturally! You knew all along that fucking your fist felt so much better than anything else. You could always be your true self with PORN and femdom goddesses, and isn't that what we ALL want out of our relationships?? I know you love when I mock you, imitate the faces and noises you make when you're stroking. It gets you so close to cumming, but because of your years of practice, you've become an EXPERT edger. I'm going to mirror your faces, your moans, your motions, but I KNOW you'll stay right on the edge where you belong. You wouldn't dare cum without my permission. You're a GOLD STAR GOONER after all.