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I’m just hanging out at home taking care of some stuff in my living room but I keep hearing a weird noise I try to ignore it but my curiosity gets the best of me and I start hunting for where the noise is coming from I finally find it and it’s a teeny tiny man! Oh wait it’s you neighbor I can’t believe you’re so small I ask you how you got to be so tiny and I have to pick you up and hold you very close to hear because you’re so little I can barely hear you You are able to explain that you have been testing out a shrinking serum and accidentally drank too much You beg me to help you by going to get the reversal serum from your apartment I say of course but only if you promise to take me out on a date once you are back to life size again. You happily agree to the date I get distracted by how tiny you are I find you so cute and adorable I just want to carry you all around and compare you to objects around the house I even set you down on the floor and stare down at you marveling at your small stature You remind me about the serum and I leave to go grab it When I return I do consider giving it to you but then I dump it into my plant instead I just want to keep you as my little pet forever You’re so cute and tiny