It's adorable to me that men believe they are the superior gender. The sensitive, delicate nature of your balls immediately reveals to me just how weak you really are. And guess what? That's funny to me. Entertaining, even. Prove to me that you're not a little bitch by grabbing a few household items and busting your own balls for me. Challenge yourself to see how hard you can punch, pinch, pull, and slap your balls. Do a good enough job and you just might make me smile—and who wouldn't want that?
