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Your girlfriend bought yet another viral gadget, but she's SURE this one is the real deal and not a scam like the others! It's called "The Man Perfector," and with just a click of a button you are transformed from an annoying dick to just a dick with perfect abs! Your girlfriend is delighted to have eliminated all of your useless traits - like your ability to talk! Now you exist for her pleasure and her pleasure only! Lucky for you that your girlfriend likes you so much better this way because you'll be getting a lot more blowjobs, titfucks, and sex than ever before!