Ok so I’ve been building a bunch of muscle lately, which is all fun and games until you’re farting like crazy. I try to hold them in, but whenever I’m at home I just relax and let them ALL out. Except today what I wasn’t expecting was that my weird stepbrother would shrink himself only to end up trapped underneath my HUGE ass while I fart ALL OF IT out. SO stinky and disgusting. The more protein shake I drink, the worse it gets, I fart and burp like I can’t stop while he takes all of it in… I bet he’s enjoying it though. Weirdo.
