You've been staring at my sweaty nylons too much, so I decided to make your dream come true. I shrunk you to a more appropriate size. From your new place on the floor, my towering nylon feet are your entire world. Now go on, bury your tiny face in them. I want to watch you sniff, lick and kiss my stinky soles while I laugh at how pathetic you are. The more you worship, the smaller you get!