You useless little bastard! How can you do your job so badly? I just can't wrap my head around it! You're embarrassing this company, your colleagues, and me in particular! I could fire you right now, but that would be too easy, so get ready to suffer. See my shoes? I've been wearing them all day and now my stockings are terribly sweaty and smelly. Now put your tiny face close, it's time to enjoy this aroma.
