I'm wearing my PVC catsuit as I give you instructions to go and purchase a mixture of items. You should have 2 x tins of tomato soup, 2 x tins of baked beans, 2 x tins or cartons of custard, 2 x tins of rice pudding, 6 eggs, 1L oil, 1L gravy and 1 trifle. You will also need a bucket and a place to get messy. I have a die that I am going to roll for each item. If it lands on odd, you pour the item over you. If it lands on even, I will pour the item over me. The one who doesn't use the item this round pours it into their bucket. We will play this for every item, and on the 16th roll, we'll see who has to put the bucket over their head! Which one of us will get the messiest, and what will happen after the game ends?