It goes without saying, you aren't allowed pussy. Guys like you won't be giving anyone orgasms with your pathetic cock, you can only hope to provide entertainment. And you know what I find hilarious? When you humiliate yourself by fucking anything BUT pussy. Get creative, loser. Fuck a pudding cup, fuck the couch cushions, fuck a blow up doll. You must be aware of your station in life, and I want you to own it. You get to fuck anything but pussy. Pussy will always be out of reach for you. But I love teasing you while you degrade yourself for me. Go on, fuck some food for me, make me laugh. It's as good as it gets for you.