I do love Fridays, every Friday you get pisse-d and are a complete mess without a purpose, so embarrassing. Instead of being a public nuisance this Friday you'll be sniffing that little brown bottle, all while being beneath my round ass. I'm going to make you addicted to sniffing and worshipping my ass. Listen to my countdowns and follow my instructions as I take you higher and destabilise your way of rational thinking. It's all about my ass now.