I know you're heart-broken from my sister leaving you, but I if you'll hear me out..I know I can help. I found these yoga pants of hers and I believe they fit perfectly, maybe even better than they did her. What do you think? Is my ass just as sexy as my sister's, or sexier, rounder, perfect even. Go ahead and jerk off to it. If you want you can even call me her name. I'm sure we can get you off, and help you move onto more important things in life...like myself.