Look at you, pathetic and shrimpy. In fact, at your height you are good for two things, at most: a foot stool, if you can stop wiggling long enough, and kissing my ass. In these heels your face is perfectly level with my butt - go on, prove you deserve to be in my presence my worshipping my perfectly round ass while I tell you all about how pathetic and ridiculous I find shortass little men like you. I tell you all about what women really say about short men behind their backs - I bet the reason your ex girlfriends dumped you was that you were so short it started to embarrass them. Not to mention I bet you are lacking in other areas as well...