You’ll need to have excellent breath control if you ever want to be my human seat cushion. After all, I shouldn’t be bothered having to deal with my seat wriggling and squirming underneath me when I’m trying to relax and read a book or watch my favorite tv program, now should I? Of course not! So if you want to experience the privilege of becoming my furniture you’ll have to train yourself to endure the pressure of my full weight sitting on your face AND the lack of oxygen in your lungs. So pay close attention now and follow my instructions carefully as I guide you through this exercise in human seat cushion training. I want you to hold your breath and count along with me. You can stroke while you count, Mistress gives you permission – but no cumming!