It's so pathetic to Me how obsessed a sexless loser like you is to the idea of licking pussy. you *do* understand that there isn't a woman ALIVE on this green Earth that would allow a lowly bitchboy like you anywhere NEAR her pussy- let alone TASTE IT! Nope. Better get used to a pussy free life (pretty easy considering you've never had one before anyways, lol ) and find other ways to worship women's bodies. In fact, I have a brilliant idea that will simulate pussy worship without putting a poor pussy in a loser's way. I've grown out My pit hair and from now on... pits are pussies to you. you will grow to crave their taste, scent, and hairy textures. This is as close to a sex life as you'll ever get, loser!