Custom Order: "Camera is set still on the floor, facing up towards you. Insert your leather gloved hand inside your buttcrack, SMILE, then slowly squat down with your legs far apart. Then, take your gloved hand out of your butt, and smo...ther the camera while smiling. Say "Shhhhhh" with your finger on the lips as you smo...ther me, and SMILE. Then, spit aggressively on the camera while smiling, and say "Shhhhhh" after you spit while smiling. Make WINDY exhale noises after you spit. Then, stick your hand back inside your buttcrack again, glove smot...her me, spit on me, and repeat the process over and over again."