I know you're the one who's been stealing supplies. Theft from the military is a serious offense, you could be court martialled and sent home penniless and embarrassed. I'm willing to let it go this time if you do something for me. I'm in these combat boots 18 hours a day and my feet get so sore and swollen. I need you to take care of them. Rub them and love them in the morning and before I go to bed. I know they smell. My boots stink and are rancid, my socks gross and disgusting and my feet soaked and putrid. If you want to keep your job and pay grade then you'd better get on your knees before me and warm up your hands. Or would you rather everyone know what a pathetic worthless loser thief you really are?