I know one thing I have that makes you incapable of rational thought, incapable of making wise decisions. I am sure you can guess what that is. I know how much you love my feet. Just getting a peek of them makes it hard to concentrate, difficult to think of anything else. I know you look forward to pictures of them all the time so you can sit there and stroke, stroke, stroke! You want them all over your face, all over you so that you can worship. My feet make you so stupid you'll practically do anything for them, won't you foot slut? So jerk it foot loser, because every stroke makes you more susceptible to my whiles. Just stroke yourself stupid to get a glimpse!