I want to tell you about some of the pathetic attempts loser have made to date me and how I rejected them. These of the sort of stories my friends tell each other. FYI this is what we think of losers who try to talk to us. Get ready for tales of loners, short-arse, fatties, nervous-wrecks, nerds, declarations of love, obsessive beta wimps and awkward compliments. Then think to yourself if any of these stories sound familiar.