So, I heard you were looking for a job as a secretary! I don't normally hire men in my company, but since I was looking for something slightly different, I decided to give it a go! I'm quite busy today, though, so I won't have time for too much chit-chat! I want you to show me right away how good you are and how worthy of becoming my secretary you can be! I have lots of other applicants waiting in line, so you better do as asked! What I want, you wonder? Well, I definitely want you licking those shoes clean and worshiping my feet, too! Think you can do a good job at that?