I know your type. You came from a nice conservative Christian upbringing and were taught no sex before marriage, so you married young. You're now years in and unhappy. You discovered Me to worship and realized how much of a stick in the mud your Christian wife is. You sneak around, jerking off whenever you get a chance, gooning at all hours to your thoughts of embracing the dark side and the Left Hand Path. Well, I am here to tell you that you will never be happy, you will get caught, and you should leave her. Leave your stuck up wife for a happy life. We all know how much more fun we would have. How much more adventurous it is on the other side. So do it, leave that Christian wife of yours, and have a happy life with someone better!