You're old, unnattractive and honestly I find you repulsive. You're absolutely obsessed with me though, regardless of how obvious I make my revulsion. A girl like me would only be interested in hot, young, muscular men, but I think I might have use for you. You'll do absolutely anything for my attention, so I'll tell you just how you can get it. Get ready to open that wallet though, my attention doesn't come for free. But who knows, maybe you'll enjoy it just as much as I will.